Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, WA Home Inspector (King of the House)

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Hold the Peanuts --- Please!

I told my wife, an avid gardner, that I would write this blog. She has a chip on her shoulder about people feeding squirrels. We have a conflict of sorts. She likes to garden and has a green thumb. I like to feed the squirrels. This fellow below I consider to be one of my dependents -- although in all honesty I am still arguing with the IRS about the legality of that deduction, his having four legs and a bushy tail and all.

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The big problem the wife has is gardening competition from squirrels. It is not that they eat her stuff. What they do is plant, plant, plant. We have struck a compromise. Over the years, experiments have found that if you give the squirrels either sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, or a mix of the two, they sit right there and chow down. All they leave is chaff. On the other hand, if you give them peanuts in the shell -- most commonly sold as squirrel food -- they will 100% of the time take them out and bury them. I guess in their tiny little squirrel minds, a peanut in a shell is a better thing to store underground and save for a rainy day.

Bottom line: If you feed the squirrels, skip the peanuts in shells. Give them some squirrel fast food that they do not feel obligated to stash in the pantry. Follow this advice and you will have fewer volunteer peanut trees littering your pots, lawn, west garden, east garden, south garden, north garden, patio, gutters, etc.

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Another one of my federal tax deductions.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

 

        

        

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Clarity of Information (Bellingham Home Inspector) King of the House

There are many people, primarily sellers and sometimes realtors, who prefer it if the home inspection report is brief and has only the most vital information. There are others, who like detail and clarity of information. The side that wants minimal information usually feels that too much detail spooks or unnecessarily alarms or distracts the buyer.

That could, of course, be true depending on the quality of the information being provided. A home inspector who does not understand something, can create problems that should have been avoided. I would argue however, that sometimes providing detailed information can actually make things go better.

The photo below is at garage exterior wall. That piece of wood hanging on it is pretty grisly. It has burrowing marks and tunnels that are as big around as your little finger. That is not something the buyer wants in a house. The inspector knows, or should know, that these tunnels are from Teredo, a salt-water mollusk that damaged this wood when it was in the water. They are long departed at this point and this is, for lack of a better term, "yard art."

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Let's look at reporting options. In the first one, the inspector says nothing, just ignores that wood. What is likely to happen? Later, the buyer notices this wood and worries that the inspector missed something and that the home is being devoured by a voracious and mysterious creature. In our state, the WSDA knows of a situation where the buyer then doused similar wood with a toxic chemical to kill the beasts.

In the second scenario, the inspector casually mentions that the piece of wood at the garage has been tunneled in by Teredo, a salt-water mollusk. The mollusk is no longer present, cannot live on the land, and such wood is popular in coastal communities as trim, yard art or decorations.

In the long run, it is my view that the second scenario, that provides detailed information, does a better job of taking care of the buyer, for the inspector and the realtor, than the first option. It is all about the clarity of the information!

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

 

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

Dispatches From The Land of Louie Louie

Some people who observe or visit our fair state of Washington think that we are weird. That is especially so if they attend a parade or a professional sporting event. There is an underlying musical anthem present here that encourages others to smirk at us. That anthem would best be described as "Louie Louie" fever.

Yes, this state is infatuated with the tune Louie Louie. In fact, a few years ago there was a lobby to have it made the "official" Washington State Song. That did not fly in the long run, but it is still a mighty important song here. Do you doubt what I am saying? Doubters among you -- witness the sight below. Click on the photo and you will see the University of Washington band -- a leading university in the state that produces our top doctors and lawyers. What are they playing? You got it -- Louie Louie.

Now, if your are in another state and that glow of feeling superior has already begun, let me explain why that song is important in this state. How did Washingtonians become so infatuated with a tune about a Jamaican sailor? Where did we take the wrong bend in the road that led to this insanity? Sorry to tell you, but that story is long enough to fill a book (and already has). Since I would like to keep some readers here, I will shorten the story. Hopefully this little tour into Pacific Northwest music history will hold your interest.

1n 1961, a Tacoma band called the Fabulous Wailers recorded the tune. It featured a vocal by Rockin' Robin Roberts. The Wailers played dances in Bellingham when I was in middle school. The song was not original to them, more on that in a minute, but they made changes in it that became essentials of the tune. For example, Robin put in the line: "Okay, let's give it to them right now." Also, they changed the beat from the original track. This song by the Fabulous Wailers had a lot to do with all of the garage bands that emerged in the 1960's. Sadly, a young Rockin' Robin died in a car accident. No video of this tune, but you can hear it here.

The version of the song that, ultimately, ended up being the gold standard was recorded in 1963 by a group out of the Portland area -- The Kingsmen. I played that version when I worked in radio. The song, mainly inarticulate, was recorded on a shoestring budget, less than $50.00 for the session, and it was recorded in an hour. Click on the album cover to hear and see the classic Kingsmen version.  

Coincidentally, about the same time in 1963, another Portland group recorded the same tune. This group was Paul Revere and the Raiders. They went on to have a number of big hits that far exceeded their Louie Louie efforts. Many music critics claim they did the superior version of Louie Louie, but Mitch Miller (you remember the sing-a-long guy) was an executive at Columbia Records, the label that had signed the Raiders, and he did not like rock n' roll and Mitch saw to it that the Raiders tanked. If you want to see their take on the tune, click on the album cover.

We are kind of going in reverse here, but to get to the origins of the song we have to leave the Pacific Northwest. Louie Louie was written by Richard Berry, a blues singer out of LA. He released his version in the late 1950's. The northwest bands became familiar with the song when Berry and his band played our region. When Berry first recorded the song, the words were benign and totally understandable. On the other hand, the smash hit by the Kingsmen had J. Edgar Hoover worked into a frenzy. At Attorney General Robert Kennedy's request, the song was investigated by the FBI to see if the lyrics were smutty. After much study, the feds figured out what the rest of us know after listening to the song once -- the Kingsmen butchered the words and you can hardly understand anything they say. 

If you want to see Richard Berry perform his own song, click on his photo below. This version has been souped-up from the original. By the time of this performance, late 1980's, Berry had updated his early version and it had elements that more accurately reflected the sound of the hit version. Just the same, you can still, at least, understand the words.

 

You might wonder why Louie Louie is such a smash in Washington when the big hit was by an Oregon rock group. Fact is, I think that the early version by Rockin' Robin and the Fabulous Wailers, and the changes they made to the tune that stuck with it over the years, gave the song Washington roots.

There you go, the abbreviated story of Washington State's love affair with Louie Louie!

For more "Stories Behind the Music" click on the guitar

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

But It's Mechanical Dummy!

When I use the term "dummy", I mean it in a generic way. That is, I am not accusing any specific person or social group, but there is a certain lack of reality or understanding out in the real world regarding mechanical devices. Sure I could be speaking of household appliances, but most people are "smarter" in that regard and realize that at some point these appliances will pass on to the dump.

The mechanical devices poeple seem to think will last forever, despite abuse and lack of service, include the water heater and the furnace. But those are not the mechanical devices this blog is referring to.

I am speaking of a device that only a few people have but, if they have one, they sure need it. And chances are, it was installed years ago and nobody has taken a peak at it since. Sometimes they might hear it running, but, if it stopped at some point, did they even notice that it went silent?

Enough teasing, you are probably fit to be tied with anticipation for what I am about to say. I am speaking of the sump pump. In our wet region, Pacific Northwest, these devices are common in crawl spaces and sometimes basements. All else being equal, they are not the first choice as a drainage solution. So far, the natural law of gravity is more reliable if it can be used. But, if it cannot be, then a pump might be in order.

The photos below were taken under a condo. Four families are depending on this pump to keep their crawl space healthy. When I visited the site, there was 4" of muddy standing water under there. In fact, I probably should not have even been back in there, but I had a concern that enticed me to go a ways back into this "no-man's land." Home inspection ain't for sissies. It looks like the condo association put this pump in and then forgot about it. How many years has it been like this? I would answer "many." Also, based on the amount of standing water, and the capacity of the bucket used for the pump, I would say it was way undersized anyway. I heard that, in the past month, they let their maintenance man go. Hmmmm. Might not have been a bad move.

Bottom line: If you have some low-profile, but essential, mechanical device like this that is critical to the well-being of your home, make sure it works. If you do not want to get under there to check it out, hire someone who will -- nobody wants to but some of us will. Anyone who depends on a sump pump should have it inspected, for sure before the wet season gets underway next year.

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Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

Bellingham WA Home Inspector (King of the House)--The Sky is Falling

I remember, in my family, the adults used to say: "Boy, with all the dangerous things they do, it is amazing that kids make it to adulthood." That is probably a pretty perceptive statement. Fortunately, in spite of all of our falls and the goofy risks we take, most of us make it to adulthood.

As a home inspector, one develops yet another take on this theory espoused above. That variation would be more along these lines: "Boy, with all the dangerous things adults do, it is amazing that they make it to old age."

The photo below, and this is not uncommon, is a wonderful example of that. Resident solution to a chimney liner problem: Loose fit, too much wobble, secure things together with some bricks at the perimeter. That keeps that nasty old metal in place. Often loose bricks or pavers are used to "cap" an old chimney. The fact this is a cobbled together mess, in general, is less of a worry than the potentially falling objects. At this waterfront property, wind is a given.

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Some of these bricks, at the time of the inspection, had already fallen off and they were about half way down the roof, not too far from being over the back door. I remember, as a kid, some fool was arrested for throwing a half dollar off the Space Needle. Police said that, from that height, it would have been fatal had it hit a person on the head. I think a brick falling from the roof might be pretty tough on anyone below except for, maybe, the most hard-headed homeowner. He or she would think that the sky was falling.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

Bellingham Home Inspector (King of the House) -- Can You Identify This Photo?

I am posting this photo to see if you can figure out what it is. After you look at it, it tells you below what you are looking at. Or, maybe you figured it out.

That is the fan up under a range hood. It was just as icky as it looks in that photo. I took the photo, thank goodness, without touching the fan or taking out any filter that would separate it from the grease. No shortage of grease there! If you are wondering, yes, the fan did run. When you see something like that, you kind of wonder about the housekeeping in general.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

Chicken In the Morning, Noon and Night

On an inspection the other day, waterfront home, they had unusual yard art. There was one piece that I first saw from quite a long ways away. At first I thought it was wood pecker art, which made sense it being up in a tree and all. However, it ends up that it was, in fact, a chicken up a tree. Okay, I know, it is a rooster but that is still poultry to me.

It takes all kinds. This is a million dollar view, near the beach and there are all kinds of "cute" funky things like this rooster. Expensive lots are in transition. You might find a near castle in one spot, but next to it is a doublewide or a mom and pop shanty. It seems that, as this beach property becomes more and more expensive, those doublewides and shanties are vanishing -- not that that is necessarily a bad thing.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

Ma, Is That A Radio Tower Goin' Through The Roof?

I didn't get too good a picture of the overall site. Why? Because the bloomin' tower was too tall to get it all in the shot. What I did capture is in the photo below. This is something I have not seen before -- a radio tower that extends through the roof of a house. It must have been a 25 or 30 foot high tower. Now, I have seen large steel towers beside houses before, but not one that starts at ground level, penetrates the eave and then goes on up. I used to work with towers, in my broadcasting days, but we sure never attached them like this.

The water damage this will do to the roof and sheathing, maybe even the nearby exterior wall, is extensive. You can see from the photo below that there are big holes around the steel that let water penetrate to the area below. I am sure that, during a heavy wind, this tower would sway and open up the best tar job known to man or woman.

Homeowners, this is not a good idea! If you need to support a TV antenna this way, take a tip and get cable instead. 

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

 

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

Bellingham Home Inspection (King of the House) -- Underground Fuel Tanks

I saw the telltale signs the other day. It was an underground oil tank. Actually, this was a pretty easy find. Often there is way less to see than what I had to go on at this site. The photo below tells the story. You can see the fill tube and the vent or "breather" for an old and abandoned underground fuel storage tank. In this case the fuel was heating oil. One time, doing an inspection, it ended up that the underground fuel tank that I saw had been used to store gasoline. That was an expensive cleanup as it had leaked and the home was near a creek.

The general environmental guideline today -- at least in my community -- is that, except in unusual circumstances, storage tanks need to be removed and de-commissioning is discouraged or not allowed as it was in the past. That process had involved emptying a tank and filling it with a slurry of concrete or urethane. If you would like more detailed information on this matter, almost a year ago I wrote a longer article on underground storage tanks. In fact, I wrote two such articles and they link from one to another. You can get there from here.

 

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.

           

Bellingham WA Home Inspector (King of the House) -- A Pest Infestation

Everybody knows what a pest is, or at least I think they do. In the field of home inspection, the pests include the wood destroying organisms (wood boring beetles, some ants, termites) and also members of those species commonly referred to as "vermin."

But, even if those species are present, what is an infestation?  Is a single carpenter ant evidence of an infestation?

How about five carpenter ants, marching one after another up into a hole in the roof sheathing? Is that an infestation? 

Regarding vermin: Is a single mouse, who is far gone and can no longer hear the music playing, evidence of an infestation?

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Add two more mice to that first one -- they are all at the same home. Is that evidence of an infestation?

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Now that you have seen my award winning photos, I will try to give some answers.  The State of Washington defines an infestation as "To be overrun in large numbers so as to be harmful or unpleasant." The state then goes on to say that consumers might view the situation differently -- to a freaked out consumer, a single mouse might be way too many.

Reporting this evidence, and providing some degree of insight, can be complicated. Regarding, specifically, the photos above, I have the following comments.

Photo one -- A single carpenter ant, wandering or scouting out the property, is no big deal usually. They are common in wooded areas. On the other hand, if that ant, or a number of his or her ant buddies, is marching in a line and ducking under the siding, or entering a hole in the roof or the attic, it is best to be cautious. They might have started a satellite colony. Photo two -- there are enough ants here, marching one after the other, that it is clearly a problem. This is not a scout. They are getting into the attic and working. Photo three -- a single mouse does not an infestation make, but a lonely mouse can be a clue that there is a problem the consumer will not be happy about. Photo four -- add these two mice to photo three and you have an obvious sign of a significant number of mice on premises.

When an inspector sees pests, such as the photos above, they should be reported. The real problem is determining what is, or is not, an infestation. Sometimes it is a judgement call on the part of the inspector. Then, of course, there are pests in the category of rats that are so devious, cunning, and intentionally annoying that, even a single specimen of the species, is a cause for alarm.

In such a case, we have to call in an exterminator or the pied piper.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

Check out "This Day In History" -- music and vintage television from the 1950's through the 1980's.  I enjoy writing these articles because they take me back to my days in radio broadcasting. Click on Elvis' gold record, below, to revisit those golden hits of yesteryear.