Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, WA Home Inspector (King of the House)

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Did You Ever Wonder Why Ed Sullivan?

In the middle years of the now dearly departed 20th century, one of the biggest names in show business was Ed Sullivan. He was broadcast coast to coast across the country. He was the man of women's dreams from Searcy, Arkansas to Bellingham, Washington. Okay, that might be overstating it, but he was a huge television star and host of the most powerful variety show that has ever been broadcast on American television.

Especially if you saw Ed Sullivan, you have to wonder why he became a leading icon and performer on TV. He seemed like an odd fit. As an MC, he was about as stiff on camera as Richard Nixon and a penguin combined. He had odd posture: He held his shoulders high, his neck low, and he was famous for mispronouncing the names of his guests over and over again. They say he had a toddy or two before the show. Even when Ed was hitting on all cylinders, the standing joke among viewers was that Sullivan had a really big "shoe" that night. The silver-tongued Ed could make "show" come out as "shoe" any day of the week.

So how did this awkward former pugilist become the leading force in variety show entertainment from the 1940's until the 1970's? First, you have to realize that this was the beginning of the television era. The new medium was not so glamorous in the beginning and it was relying on people from other related fields to fill the airtime. They chose many radio stars but also newspaper columnists. That is where Ed came in.

Sullivan began his media work as a newspaper sportswriter. As circumstances played out, and his full potential was discovered, he became a theater columnist in New York City -- the big apple. From there, he had a radio show, critiquing Broadway shows and dispensing entertainment gossip. Then in 1948 CBS TV hired him to do his Sunday night variety show "The Ed Sullivan Show" that was the big gorilla of television for many years. It was not so much his personality the network was buying, as much as his important connections that allowed him to acquire the top entertainers. He could make or break an act overnight. Stories about Sullivan the man, his quirky behavior and his quick temper, could fill a book.

Instead, I selected three videos. The first one is for those people who do not know Ed Sullivan from Kermit the frog. This was a commercial Sullivan did in his prime, and you can see just how stiff he was in front of the camera. It gets across his basic style and personality, or lack thereof.

One of the highlights in the history of his show was when, in 1956, he booked Elvis. The cavorting about, shimmy-shaking, had the girls worked into a dither across the country, Canada too. but especially so in Searcy, Arkansas. It was the first time that many parents out there had seen this young man Presley. They were displeased with the raw sexuality that was exuded by the future king of rock n' roll. Oh yes, those were simpler times. Check out that historic performance that many labeled as obscene.

Probably the biggest coup of Sullivan's career came in 1964 when he managed to book the new sensation from England known as the Beatles. 73 million people watched the show that night, which was the largest audience in the history of television up until that time. And, from that point on Beatlemania gripped the USA and Canada.

If you were around in the 60's this might be nostalgic. If not, you can see with your own eyes what a bunch of freaks we all were -- glued to this odd TV personality, with his mush-mouth, every Sunday night like bad religion.

For more "Stories Behind the Music" click on the guitar

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Furnace Inspection

When a home inspector opens the housing of a furnace for a visual inspection, he or she is looking to see whether or not it looks to be well-maintained. If the furnace has the interlock switch taped on or the unit is full of sawdust, rust or dust, those are concerns. One of the more frequent things I see is a furnace that is full of white condensate -- looks like salt crystals. When that is present, it can also be a sign of poor combustion or venting. I see this condition often in Bellingham. Manufacturers recommend professional service of furnaces annually and, at the  outside, every two years. 

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 Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Woodstock Was 39 Years Ago

This is not an angle I would have come up with on my own. The wife listens to NPR and they found it newsworthy that the Woodstock Music Festival was held nearly 40 years ago. If you are too young to remember, that was a huge outdoors rock concert in Bethel, New York in August 1969.

What most people do not know is that there was a pre-cursor to this festival. It took place two years before, June 1967. That event was the Monterey Pop Festival.

Some historians claim Montery Pop was a better show than Woodstock and it was, for sure,  the beginning of the summer of love. Monterey Pop was the brainchild of John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas, a big folk-rock group of the era. San Francisco was home-base for the hippies, so Monterey was a nearby venue that drew in the flower children.

Another fact that most people do not know is that the two most sensational acts at Woodstock had performed, and been equally startling and popular, a couple years before at Monterey. A young woman named Janis Joplin became a star at Monterey Pop. It was one of her earliest public appearances. She spent much of her time on stage swigging on bourbon as she sang. The audience loved her sexy, raw blues.

The other act, that brought the house down, was already huge in Europe but had not yet been discovered in the U.S. We are talking Jimi Hendrix. This kid, originally from Seattle, became a superstar at Monterey Pop, his first American venue. 

Joplin and Hendrix became legends but both would be dead, within one year of the Woodstock performances, from drug overdoses. They died only two months apart from one another in 1970. Their historical and phenomenal Woodstock performances were captured on film.

 

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Kiddie Contraband

Children, especially in the teen years, can be creative in where they hide contraband from the parents. I have a friend who bought a house and, years later, he had to do electrical work. When he removed covers on the wall switches in the bedroom that had belonged to a teenage girl, he found strings. When he pulled on the strings he got drug paraphernalia and condoms at the other end. It was like fishing. That was one fun-seeking teenage girl. She knew how to party.

At a recent inspection I found something odd. I opened the small door to view the pump at a jacuzzi tub. When I peered inside there were boxes and packages of Marlboros loose and strung all over. My first thought was that this was a weird place to store cigarettes. Then I got to thinking, hmmm maybe one spouse does not want the other to know that he or she smokes. An hour later a couple teenage daughters came home from school. I think it most likely that this was their stash, but who knows?

Then again, maybe everyone at the home was ignorant that the cigs were on premises and they belonged to residents who had lived in the home previously. Most people never open an area such as this. Maybe they do once! I have seen people who lived in homes for years who had no clue that there were cubby-holes like this until I opened them during an inspection. 

 

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Going, Going, Gone

The photo below was one of the more unusual defects I have ever found in the attic of a new home. If you have never been up there, all the clean, pure white loose fill fiberglass insulation is majestic -- like freshly fallen snow.  

This time, not far from the access hatch, I found something I have not seen before. There was an open hole. I peaked down that hole and, estimate here, I would say it went down about fifteen feet. Probably, at one point, a chimney was going to go through there, but that was a plan maybe, but it was never installed. Can you say H-O-L-E?

This hole creates three obvious problems: (1) missing insulation, (2) missing fire-stopping so a fire below could more easily draw into the attic, (3) a danger to a person working in the attic. Falling down that hole would be serious. There is no question about it that the repair has to be done right. Merely stapling cardboard over the hole, putting insulation in place, makes it almost for sure that someone will end up going down the hole. This needs to be repaired in a manner that is safe. People have to work in attics and that location, so near the hatch, is a logical place for someone to pause while traversing to another location. That person does not want to be going, going, gone.

 

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Pacific Northwest Music Legends -- Heart

This is another in the series on Pacific Northwest Music Legends, with my own personal memory tied in. 

I was at a Christmas party for a Seattle radio station in 1976. This was going to be one big night. There was a buzz in the room. The hugely popular rock group Heart was making a surprise appearance. The sexy Wilson sisters, Ann and Nancy, were going to turn up as a way of showing appreciation to the station -- KZOK -- for helping break the band's records in Seattle and nationally.

Let me tell you, a guy back then would have to have been pretty much dead to not want to see the Wilson sisters, Ann and Nancy. They were lookers, rock stars and what was there not to look forward to? Fact is, the Wilson sisters were military brats whose family settled in Seattle. The girls decided to go professional and moved to Vancouver, BC to join a band called Heart. They stole the show as it turns out. There were guys in the band, but the Wilson sisters were the focal point of the act. Vancouver was their base of operations for a number of years and they released some huge records that went platinum. This band was certainly no stranger to Seattle either.

Heart was one of the biggest bands of the 1970's and 1980's. Their most recognizable hits, of a string of many, are Magic Man, Crazy on You, Alone and the song below that they wrote about a snake they met in the music industry.

Footnote -- If Heart ever showed up at the party, it was after I had gone home. The band still, periodically, performs in Seattle. Having been part of the local scene, they have a huge following. Nancy, the blond guitar player, is married to Cameron Crowe who directed the movie "Almost Famous" about the young rock n' roll groupie. Nancy wrote the soundtrack.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspector

 

 

It Was The Summer of 1966

I stopped by the "Inspired By Song" group and saw that the contest this month is selecting the best ever song of summer. Well, there are plenty of big summer hits.  But the one that comes back to me, and it has to have been one of the most popular summer songs ever, was released in the summer of 1966.

I remember it well, it was hot in Bellingham that year. I was mowing lawns for a living -- being a kid and all. I could not wait to get home from junior high school every weekday to play the hits for the neighborhood from my pirate AM radio station that I ran from my bedroom upstairs. We had "Sunny Afternoon" by the Kinks, "Good Day Sunshine" by the Beatles, "Sloop John B" by the Beachboys all heating up the charts. But those are not the tunes that made it to number one that summer. This one did. It was a jug band, masquerading as a rock group, that turned "Summer in the City" into an anthem of summer. Here is the Lovin' Spoonful.

 

Hooked on Goofy

I have written a number of blogs recently on Pacific Northwest Music Legends. Another is going to follow before too long. Now, this blog you are reading is music related and I think it gets across a point I am trying to make. Newer is not always better. I know that there are a number of people who think that anything new is always better.

I would argue that this comparison below might shoot that theory in the big toe. First, you probably all know the song -- "Hooked on a Feeling." The original artist was BJ Thomas. He was a low-profile, consumate artist whose biggest song, "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" is a standard. "Hooked on a Feeling" was huge and stood on its own too.

In the first video below BJ is performing this song the way he did it back in 1968. I was MC for his act twice, years ago, and, other than showing some age today, he did it just like this live or on TV. Watch at least part of this video, so you will see my point and be able to compare to what is down below.

 

No special effects here, just an original artist who can sing, singing his hit song. Now let us move forward an even forty years, give or take a couple. We have a video of the same song and, believe it or not, this was a smash in Europe. The artist, David Hasselhoff, the non-babe in Baywatch. This has got to be the most amazing and weird music video I have ever seen.

 

So who do you vote for? Hasselhoff or Thomas? I have been told that Hasselhoff has an amazing sinking career in Europe.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Got Water Pressure?

Water pressure at a home should be in the normal range which is 40 to 80 PSI. Fact is, from what plumbers tell me, 80 PSI might be listed as normal but it is still, for appliance and fixture wear and tear, higher than what you want it to be. When I inspect new homes in Bellingham, and the plumbing was put in by good plumbers, typically water pressure is set at about 50 PSI. It may vary a bit -- often another 5 PSI is added per additional floor. Bottom line, it is usually set at 50 to 60 PSI, if the house is on a municipal system. Private systems, wells, are often set to operate at lower pressure than municipal systems.

Reducing high water pressure is usually not much of a problem, in that it can be resolved with a water pressure reducer. But when water pressure reads, and is functionally too low, then the fix gets more complicated. If it is a well system then that is taken into account but it can also indicate that the service or supply pipes are old, galvanized and clogged? Fact is, it might not be easy to get the water up into the normal range at an older home if there is low pressure. It could take some digging and replacing of pipes. The system below was 35 PSI and functional pressure was low too -- you noticed it was low when running fixtures.

Now, sometimes low pressure is no big deal. That was true at the home above. Why? Because there is a water pressure reducer in the system. When there is a water pressure reducer, the water pressure can be adjusted up to the normal range. There is plenty of pressure, it is just being reduced. When I explain this, clients often ask me what a water pressure reducer looks like. To answer that question, I have posted the photo below. Note: When there is a water pressure reducer in the system, called a closed system, the hot water heater needs to have a means of relieving pressure build up from thermal expansion as the water heats, that is usually accomplished with a small "expansion" tank attached at the water heater.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Construction Shortcuts and Oversights

When an inspector checks a new home it is sometimes amazing what the contractor or his sub-contractors failed to take into account, or what tasks are only half done. Below is a good example. 

 

The wise sages knew that, in that location, the water heater should have a pan under it. Fact is, it was in such a spot that draining the pan through the exterior wall would be a piece of cake compared to some places where it would take effort. The problem -- nobody bothered to make the hole in the wall and install a drain line. As is, when that tank leaks, there is going to be interior damage. The floor itself is concrete but this cubby-hole has sheet rock all around it. Sheet rock does not respond well to flooding.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections