Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, WA Home Inspector (King of the House)

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Made At Home Ain't What It Used To Be

I am having to wrap my mind around something, a certain way of thinking, that did not exist in my mind prior to my becoming a home inspector.

The term "homemade" always was appealing to me. After all, a homemade meal, done-up by a master of down home cooking, is just about as good as it gets. Homemade, handmade crafts are often wonderful. A master craftsman, building something out of wood, in his or her home shop, can be a sight for sore eyes.

However, more and more, when I think of the word "homemade" I think of, in fact, homeowner construction techniques or repairs.  I am sorry to say, stereotype or not, that kind of repair is often a bad thing. One example that really takes the homemade cake was witnessed by yours truly the other day. Take a look at the photo below -- specifically the porch roof and the two nice white posts that hold it up at the front.  

Looks okay from there. But the problem is that the homemade porch and posts were in distress. The builder, who was a homemade homemaker, did not realize that the weight of the porch roof would be substantial. Therefore, he did not know that the posts require bearing. That is, the weight from above needs to go down to substantial structure that transfers the weight to the soil.

Not realizing that, instead, these posts were merely resting on the flat surface of composition (Trex-like) decking. That material is not made to be weight-bearing and it had a sag in it that looked kind of like a bowl. Given enough time that post would have ended up not on the deck but the end would have been resting in the dirt below. Can you say "Bye Bye Porch Roof?"

In all honesty, it is really quite disappointing to me that, nowadays, the word "homemade" does not conjure up the warmest and fuzziest of thoughts in my mind.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

That Crazy Spelling

I spell pretty good. Okay, maybe my grammar ain't so great but I spell okay. However, my typing leaves much to be desired. Back when I was in college, manual typewriters, I could bang out a term paper without using too much whiteout. However, for the last 20 years or so, my fingers have gone wild. I can type fast, but there are any number of mistakes. A friend once said that he thought that the ease of spell-checking has made our fingers lazy. You can so easily correct words, that it no longer involves using whiteout or the funky whiteout paper strip stuff.

I do find that with spell checker, unless you watch it like a hawk, it can do some wild and crazy changes. I have a friend who used to have a franchise. One of his inspectors wrote in his report the word "wood destroying organism". He spelled it wrong -- something like orgism.  Anyway, when the report was sent out, as they found out days later, the word in the report was the other O-word that you see at the newsstand on the cover of about every Cosmopolitan magazine.

I forget what common word I was using but, a few years ago, after running spell-check, it had inserted the word cowpoke. Granted, you have control to reject the words it suggests, but sometimes in a long report it is easy to miss an inappropriate correction. That is a good reason to always check the spell-check corrections. Then, after that you spell-check again, and then re-read, them again. Okay...enough already.

I thought of this topic because I almost had one of those errors slip through on a report yesterday.  The gas to the home was off, no way to test the temperature of the water heater, so I put this little note in the report for my clients, who are expecting a baby in the near future.

"When water heater is operating, recommend using a meat thermometer in a glass of freshly run hot water to set the temperature to 120 degrees. This is done with the dial at the front of the tank. Temperature higher than that increases the chances of a scalding burn, especially in households where children are present. "

I must have spelled "children" wrong because, as I read the report it said:

"When water heater is operating, recommend using a meat thermometer in a glass of freshly run hot water to set the temperature to 120 degrees. This is done with the dial at the front of the tank. Temperature higher than that increases the chances of a scalding burn, especially in households where chickens are present."

I caught that one, but when I see something like that, it always makes me wonder what small, but totally silly, language might have slipped through into reports over the years. With a multi-page report, it is bound to have happened, especially since my assistant, Nutsy, is often in charge of proof-reading.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

I Told the Client to "Screw the House Down"

Yesterday I saw something I have not seen before. The situation was way better than a newer home having zero foundation bolts. That would be rare and a real problem. But it was weird, the situation at this house. It was a home that, it ends up, was built completely by the homeowner. This person had a decent idea of how to do things but missed in a few places. He also started jobs but did not finish.

For example, down in the crawl space, there were bolts in the sill plate. Those help hold it all in place you know. But the nuts had never been tightened down over the bolts and washers. If nuts were worth lots of money, heck I could have had a whole bag full of the little devils  by just taking them off by hand.

Even my client decided to play with the nuts, which gave me a photo opportunity.

It is not like the house was going anywhere, but the bolts are there for a purpose and, with that in mind, the job should be completed as intended. At least for the client, this is easier to resolve than a newer house with zero such bolts. He merely needs to finish the job someone else started. Many older homes around here (Bellingham and Whatcom County) do not have bolts at all, and people do not seem to care, but that is another story. I own two such homes, with no bolts.

 

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Getting Your Hands Dirty

I am of the belief, as are the home inspectors that I associate with, that an inspector, in most instances, belongs on the roof. It is difficult enough to find problems even when you are up there, let alone trying to view it from eaves or a high-spot nearby. There are exceptions to this rule, such as situations where safety concerns or fragile roofing materials make it unwise to get on the roof. Granted, one does not want to create problems by damaging the roof.

I know that some inspectors have gotten very tired of, and critical of, inspectors who do not traverse roofs or enter areas that they should. At the last home inspector licensing board meeting, for this state, a contingent wanted to mandate that any inspector who does not, as standard procedure, go on the roof must disclose that to the client as a vulnerability in the inspection. That language was in the standards but, in the end, it was taken out due to complications some of us saw with enforcing the rule. I did not vote for that language, but I do understand the point and the frustration of those who wanted that language in the state law.

There are inspectors who avoid roofs, attics or uncomfortable claustrophobic situations, even crawl spaces. The members of the board, who drafted that language, wanted those weak inspectors exposed to the public. Many inspectors, who only partly do the job, cover themselves legally by using broad language, such as taking a cursory look at the roof and inserting a generic statement in the report that says the roof should be further evaluated or cleaned by a professional roofer. Sure, some inspectors argue that it is unsafe to get up high, as in to look at the roof. But gee, inspector guys and gals, we are inspectors, not soda jerks. We should be able to physically get on most roofs (assuming the materials allow that) and we should be able to look in attics. And we ought to be able to get into a crawl space that has a reasonable distance from the ground up to the beams.

Now that you understand my view on the matter, and that I think an inspector needs to try to actually do a detailed job at the inspection, I will tell you that yesterday I refused to go on a roof. I refused to do so in my own mind. Nobody was insisting that I get up there. Telling the story, it sounds like I should have gone up there -- single story house, gentle 3/12 slope, composition shingles so lots of traction. Let me tell you the rest of the story.

I left Bellingham, home base, and it was cool, but a nice day. Temperature was about 38 degrees. When I got a few miles north of Bellingham, moving toward the city of Lynden, I started noticing snow and ice. The home I was looking for was out in the country and, when I got there, after driving down an icy road and doing some slip-sliding around, I pulled into the driveway. The photo below shows the condition of the roof.

 

In this case, there was only so much I could do. Getting my trusted ladder out, and making sure it was not going to slip, I got up at the eaves at every corner. I also moved the ladder to other locations and viewed the roof there. From these moving vantage points, and with binoculars, I looked at the flashing on the chimney, which was bare of snow. I looked at the electric mast and the B-vent. Surprisingly, I was able to see some problematic flashing details. I was also able to determine that the roof was not multiple-layer and that, from what I could see and feel, the shingles looked to be okay. Now, that does not mean that, when the snow melts, there will not be some areas where shingles have been blown off -- I just do not know.

At least, after doing that work, I know that I did all I could do. When I recommend that the flashings should be repaired and that a roofer should further evaluate the roof, when it is not covered with snow, my recommendation is valid. It is not merely my issuing stock language to cover my rear because I did not inspect the roof. Again, I admit that there are exceptions to the practice of an inspector always walking the roof -- times when a roof cannot and should not be traversed. In this state, with so many composition roofs, that is rare. Unfortunately, a number of people in the inspection industry forget that they are being hired by clients to inspect and to do that right, it often takes mussing the hair and getting the hands dirty. Sure, an inspector cannot "crank" as many jobs in a day if he or she actually makes a commitment to do the work, but doing the job thoroughly is what we are being paid to do by our clients. Even when one is trying to do the job right, it is easy to miss something. Therefore I do not understand those who are more concerned with covering-up a slip-shod job with generic disclaimers than they are in trying to serve their clients.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Werd!!!

This is a great tip for those of us who try to "pretty-up" the black font that is basic to AR. I am going to try it....you should too.

Via Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com):

       A week or so ago, someone did a post about switching to Firefox  for their Internet Browser.  I wish I could remember who that was so that I could acknowledge them.

     I made the switch and it is awesome.  Now I can compose my blogs in Word like I always have----limited only by whatever Word can do. 

     Take this for example!

        Or how about this!

       I can then copy and paste it into my blog and everything transfers to my blog exactly the way it looked in Word without any fiddling around with all the HTML/ WYSIWIG stuff (once you copy and paste into your post and publish it it draft mode, you will notice some extraneous HTML code that you will need to go back in and delete before publishing out of draft mode).

     There is also an add-on to Firefox called Scribefire that allows you do do all of your writing and then transfer directly to your blog post.   Scribefire is a little more limited than Word----but not much----and what is cool about it is that you can open it and it takes up the bottom half of your screen where you can reply to all the gazillion comments to your blog post without having to scroll up and down the comments to get to the last person you commented to.  Plus you can make your comments look COOL----just like whatever you do with your post----and all without that nasty HTML/ WYSIWIG stuff.

    I think one of the coolest things about all this is that because there is no going back and forth between HTML/WYSIWIG, there is no problem going back and editing things later on----especially when it comes to pictures and links.  Now if only I could figure out how to include pictures in the copy and paste.  That can be done old school after the post has been copied into your blog.

    And now for the hard part.  In order for all of this to work there has to be a "snippet" of coding already in place.  For example if I copy and paste my name as it appears at the end of this post into the next post and then insert the next post from Word ahead of my name there will be enough HTML code associated with my name to affect the whole new pasted material. 

     If I get enough requests on how to do this I will do another post with those instructions. 

 

    The only thing left to say is, “WERD!”

 

Charles Buell

 

 

 

 

 

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This Ones Not Well Strung

This post by James Quarello, a top inspector here at Active Rain, shows the kind of thing that might be found by a home inspector, while it never would have been noticed by the buyer.

Via James Quarello - ASHI Certified CT Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC):

There are common parts to every house. Meaning you find these things almost with out exception on or in every home. So it would stand to reason that common items would be made correctly. Being that they are so pervasive you would expect them to be building 101, the easy stuff. Regrettably there are those that either skip class or were sleeping during the lesson.

Stairs are a great example of a common item and building 101. And yet they are constructed wrong much too often.

Take for instance this porch stairway I found during a recent inspection. Stair stringers, the part the stairs are nailed to, must fall with in certain guidelines to be safe. One of these is the depth of the notch into the wood. The corner of the notch can not be less than 4" inches deep. This is measured from the corner to the back side (flat part) of the stair stringer.

If you look at this stringer you will notice that the notch gets progressively smaller (indicated by arrows) as you move toward the ground. Also the bottom stair is much lower in height (referred to as rise) than the rest, another no, no.

This rear stairway was so poorly constructed (these weren't the only problems) that it will need to be completely rebuilt in order to be safe and properly functional. So you see how being well strung is vitally important to a safe stairway.

James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC

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Stories Behind the Music: The Night Was Clear and the Moon was Yellow

I find the history of one hit song from 1959 to be at least as interesting as the song itself. While theories abound that the folklore and circumstances in the song go back, even farther, there is no question about it that there was a recording of the song in 1928. It was by blues legend Mississippi John Hurt. The song he recorded was Stack O' Lee Blues.

The story of "Stagger Lee" (Stack O' Lee) seems to be based on a newspaper report of a carriage driver who, enraged by a friend during a political argument, murdered that friend. Alcohol was involved. The carriage driver was named Lee Shelton and the shooting occurred in St Louis in 1895. Shelton's nickname was Stagger Lee, the victim was William or Billy.

In 1959, the song was re-worked and released as a single by Lloyd Price, a Kenner, Louisiana native who got his start singing in church. He had a other hits but this old blues-folk song, as arranged by Price and his business partner, is considered by many music historians to be one of the richest, most important, and greatest songs ever recorded. In more recent years, Lloyd Price is a business man, managing his own brand of southern food products, and he can still belt out his hits.

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Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

Oaxaca Traveler -- La Casa de Mis Recuerdos

I have only positive things to say about my recent vacation in Oaxaca, Mexico. We stayed healthy and good-natured, loved the food, and we found the people to be friendly and honest. A couple times I paid too many pesos to a vendor and was quickly corrected and given the right change. Wow! I never would have known the difference had they not done that. Once I forgot my credit card at a cafe and the fellow chased me down the street to return it.

My wife and I often go to Italy -- she really likes Italy. Mexico, however, is so affordable that it becomes very appealing financially. We hired a combination driver/tour guide one day and, while we were out about five hours, the cost for the private tour, time and gas, was only about $75.00 US.

I will be writing, here at Active Rain, some posts about the great service we received. I know that other Active Rain members might be planning vacations, and this is a wonderful area. There are many ancient buildings and ruins nearby that go back 500 years BC. Oaxaca is a colonial city. A contingent of weavers, carvers and other world-class artisans are nearby and their products are available at shops inside the city. Or, as we chose to do, you can drive out and visit the artisans where they work. Another great feature of southern Mexico is the weather -- we were there mid-January and the temperature probably averaged 75 to 80 degrees F. It was not sweltering hot, but very warm.

Probably the single most important element of our splendid trip was staying at La Casa de Mis Recuerdos. This bed and breakfast -- more like a hotel really -- except they feed you in the morning, was tranquil, peaceful and gorgeous.  Below are photos of the scenery we had from the comfortable balcony outside our room, which we used as a reading and lounging area.

La Casa de Mis Recuerdos  La Casa de Mis Recuerdos

That is the view, both sides. The lime tree produced fruit that was turned into margaritas -- killer margaritas -- each and every night.

The B & B is family owned. A highlight of the casa was visiting with Nora. Nora is the adult daughter of the owner. The family owns four facilities and Nora is charming and vivacious. She speaks excellent English and she will help her guests with any problem, big or small. She arranges taxis and tours for you, even runs some tours herself if you want. She is, also, one of the top cooks in Oaxaca. People from all over take her cooking classes. My wife and I did so and the classes begin with a walk to the market where Nora buys that day's supplies and introduces you to all the bounty of the region. You see Nora, on the left, explaining things to the class.

La Casa de Mis Recuerdos  La Casa de Mis Recuerdos

Anyone thinking they would like an affordable, warm and fun vacation ought to think about Oaxaca. Other friends had told us about it before but this is the first time we have tried it. We are, seriously, thinking about turning this into an annual trek. Next time we might, also, try to spend some time at one of the beaches, a few hours from the city. But, one thing is for sure, we will spend most of the time staying at La Casa de Mis Recuerdos and enjoying Oaxaca.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

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Stories Behind the Music -- A Very Good Year For the Sinatras

Frank Sinatra did not beat around the bush. He made it clear that he did not like the phenomenon known as rock n' roll music. In 1957 he was quoted as saying: "It is sung, played, and written for the most part by cretinous goons; and by means of its almost imbecilic reiterations and sly, lewd, in plain fact, dirty lyrics, it manages to be the martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth. This rancid-smelling aphrodisiac I deplore."

I do not know, really, if Frank ever changed his tune. While I heard him toy around with some Elvis material, it was the tame stuff. Frank, even though he had a number of popular songs during the rock era, stuck to his roots. He did it his way, so to speak, and did not rock out.

1966 was a wonderful year for the Sinatras. Frank's daughter Nancy had a #1 rock n' pop hit. Her dad had, previously, had #1 songs but not during the rock era. I do not know how daddy Frank felt about Nancy's #1 rock tune, but she sure got more than her share of the attention with this smash. 

Nancy's song hit big in February. Then, and this was quite amazing, Frank himself went all the way to #1 only six months later. "Strangers in the Night" was competing with all the top rock performers of the day -- Beatles, Stones, Beach boys, etc -- but Frank had the clout and talent to take a classy middle-of-the-road song all the way to the top of the charts. 

As a side note, 1967 was not such a bad year for the Sinatras either. Come April they were back at the top of the charts -- together. Dad and Nancy had teamed up to record "Something Stupid" and it was #1 for four weeks. Figures, but I could not find a video of Frank Sr performing this song with Nancy. However, for some reason, Frank Jr sat in for dad on The Smothers Brothers TV show. I wonder if dad was trying to promote son's career? Anyway, this is kind of interesting for what it is, and the hit song is featured here even if there is a substitute Sinatra.  Jr, at that time, did look much like a younger version of his dad. His sound was similar as well.

For more "Stories Behind the Music" click on the guitar

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections