Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, WA Home Inspector (King of the House)

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Sellers: This May Not Be The Book For You

First, I will admit that I have not even opened a page in this book. But I will tell you that the title is enough to put me off. I saw this book in a hardware store just today and, being a home inspector, I see the results of people trying to do what is espoused in the title of this book. You can see the cover below.

Now this might be the greatest how-to-do-it book ever, but the title appeals to the lazy in people and represents a problem that I am seeing over and over again in the real world -- People, sellers for example, are doing lousy repairs by themselves with no regard for the quality of the work nor the durability of the repair. Their goal is to, per title, "slash time, save money" and in so doing they throw caution to the wind.

I hope that the repair methods taught in the book are not like that but, regardless, I wish that the author or publisher had picked a title that did not lend itself to justifying cheap repairs instead of having the work done right. The title appeals to the sloth in people.

Thanks for stopping by,

Steven L. Smith

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Comments

Wow, the author even has "How To Cheat" trademarked. How negative can this guy get?

Posted by Cynthia Larsen - Sonoma County Real Estate Broker (707-332-2560 www.cynthialarsen.com) over 1 year ago

Steve- I have friends who say that anything that makes people lazier will make a million bucks.  If you can invent or publish something that will help people be lazier than they already are, you're golden!  If only he put this out as an audio book, he could sell even more copies...  Yikes.  As a Realtor, I have seen some pretty interesting "do it yourself" bedrooms in basements.  I'll bet you could tell about 100 of that type of story!

Posted by Jennifer Prestwich Your Castle RE Colorado (Henderson, Brighton, and Thornton to Broomfield) over 1 year ago

I can certainly see why you were upset. I would be too.

Posted by Loreena Yeo, RealtorĀ®| Frisco TX Community Ambassador (214)783-2210 (3:16 team REALTY ~ Locally-owned Frisco TX Real Estate Co.) over 1 year ago

Steven - Don't know if the writer or publisher suggested the title, but it certainly turns of the professionals.

Posted by John Mulkey, Housing Guru (TheHousingGuru.com) over 1 year ago

Yes,

Being quick and lack of pride in work is not a trend I admire.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 1 year ago

Nutsy has published enough of these books. It is time you stop him.

Posted by Ask Kate for answers (Get Your Best Mortgage Rate & First Time Home Buyer Tips) over 1 year ago

Kate,

That is plain wrong and mean spirited. If you do not take that back, we are going to have to ask that you mail back to the firm all of those free Wheatloaf CD's that we sent you.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 1 year ago

I already used them for kindling last winter.

Posted by Ask Kate for answers (Get Your Best Mortgage Rate & First Time Home Buyer Tips) over 1 year ago

There is a book on "How To Talk Southern To Get A Discount Everytime". Works for me. (Was a great investment)

Posted by Lizette Fitzpatrick - Lexington KY MLS - Kentucky Homes - Horse Farms (Lizette Realty - Lexington KY - Richmond KY) over 1 year ago

On the bright side, this helps to keep our jobs interesting.

Posted by Minneapolis Home Inspections - Reuben Saltzman (Structure Tech Home Inspections) over 1 year ago

I think I sold this guy's house a few times :)!

Posted by David Evans (RE/MAX TRADITIONS) over 1 year ago

That's a funny title for a book but it certainly caught all of our attention! Hopefully the "cheats" in the book are not really cheats at all.

Posted by Jenny Durling- Search Silver Lake homes for sale. Los Feliz, Eagle Rock, L.A. CA (L.A. Property Solutions) over 1 year ago

Notice how the title attracted attention.  It is marketing 101.  I'll bet a lot of folks pick it up and read it, if for no other purpose than to use it as an example of what "Not to Do".

I would think home inspectors would take quick advantage of this in their own marketing program.

Posted by Thomas McCombs (Century 21 HomeStar) over 1 year ago

I see this book as job security. As Reuben said and it will keep the job interesting to boot.

Posted by James Quarello - Connecticut Home Inspector (JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC) over 1 year ago

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap? Well, I see it everyday too. Pipe sealing tape for the plumbing challenged, etc.

Posted by Lyn Sims - Schaumburg Homes (Schaumburg Real Estate - Northwest Suburbs - RE/MAX Suburban) over 1 year ago

I guess this is one more example of what our society is turning to.  The real workmanship standard gets left behind.  Great post!

Posted by Jan Green, RE/MAX Excalibur, Scottsdale, AZ, EcoBroker CDPE SFR (Scottsdale, Phoenix, Cave Creek, Carefree, Fountain Hills) over 1 year ago

How often have I seen a kitchen disposal installed wrong ... plumbing AND wiring. There's a limit to DIY.

Posted by Judy Chapman (Koenig & Strey Real Living) over 1 year ago

I would hve to run as fast as I could from the seller who tells me he used this book...disclosure items for us...and far too negative for me.

Posted by JoAnn Poole:Simi Valley Real Estate,Simi Realtor,Homes & Condos For Sale (Troop Real Estate) over 1 year ago

I am now trying to think of other great books we could put out in this area.  How about, How to Fix Everything with Hammer and Duct Tape!

Posted by Gene Riemenschneider East Contra Costa Home Sales 01492725 (Home Point Real Estate) over 1 year ago

I think I have seen pictures of these types of repairs on the internet. You know the pictures of a pair of vice grips on the steering column acting as a steering wheel! Or the picture of a car with a childs bicycle strapped to the front axle to act as a wheel!

Posted by Bob Amato of Empire Home Mortgage Inc over 1 year ago

What a terrible title for a book!  I hope none of my sellers have used it!  Home repair is not something that should involve "cheating".

Posted by Kris Deaton (Shumaker Realty, Inc.) over 1 year ago

The whole concept is kind of depressing.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 1 year ago

The use of the word "CHEAT" in the title is enough to alarm anyone who is to be on the receiving end fo the repairs.

Posted by Eugene Lew (RE/MAX equity group) over 1 year ago

Steven - Ew.

The title is a definite eyebrow-raiser for sure, and I'll bet it means they'll sell a lot more books because of it.

But geez, this raises all kinds of spectres in terms of shoddy workmanship and lawsuits just waiting to happen.

Ick.

Posted by Coleen DeGroff - Haile Plantation Real Estate - Gainesville FL - (Seide Realty) over 1 year ago

Yes, the title just does not build confidence in repairs.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 1 year ago

You may not like the title but it sure gets attention. And you gave it even more publicity with this post. Wonder how it is selling.

Margaret

Posted by HomeRome Realty Author:Real Estate the Rome Way 410-530-2400 over 1 year ago

Steven, He has quite a few books. One is 'How to Cheat at Cleaning' and one is 'How to Cheat at Gardening..' sort of like the "Dummie" books..who wants to be a dummie?

 

Posted by HomeRome Realty Author:Real Estate the Rome Way 410-530-2400 over 1 year ago

There have always been people out to beat the system, any system. I recall when I first opened my handyman business - people wanted proposals for finishing a basement after some arm waving? One guy wanted a deck by end of the week ... and didn't like my answer that we could do that if he handled the building permit but he didn't want a permit, just wanted to sneak the deck in quickly.

A handyman business spends maybe a quarter of their time repairing builder mistakes, another quarter dealing with home owner projects gone bad ... and then we've got the normal home maintenance and repairs.

This book isn't the only problem. All the home shows on TV are grossly misleading that you (home owner helpers) can transform anything in a few days. You never see the true size of their crews, or realize they're showing less than 5% of what a given project took.

It is all crazy & getting worse as people try to do more themselves

Posted by Tina Gleisner (Association of Home Professionals) over 1 year ago

Ugh!  The title of this book just gave me indigestion!  Then again, there may be some fodder for my "wacky photos" collection!

Posted by Julie Babcock -Nook & Cranny Home Inspections (Nook & Cranny Home Inspections Tonawanda, NY) over 1 year ago

Tina,

I would say that you well described the depth of the problem.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 1 year ago

Steve, since I can only assume you used a pseudonym I am curious as to whether you have sold the movie rights yet---and how about "How to Cheat at Home Repairs--for Dummies."  That should go over even bigger.

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) over 1 year ago

Also, why do you keep trashing nice Kate for speaking the truth?

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) over 1 year ago

I have buyers that won't ask sellers to make any repairs because they fear that the seller will take the cheap way out and do a shoddy job.  Can't say that I blame them!

Posted by Melissa Brown, RealtorĀ® Charlotte NC Homes for Sale (Helen Adams Realty) over 1 year ago

Charlie,

Kate is rude, just like you, and needs set straight a few times a day.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 1 year ago

I guess it's the title to sell books.  Since no one has read it, it is hard to determine if the author is trying to save homeowners money with legitimate repairs or just trying to bungle something. 

Posted by Jerry Morse, BBA,CRS,GRI (The Morse Company) over 1 year ago

Another tip for sellers -- remove this book from your bookshelves before putting your home on the market!

... I'm amazed the the author has the phrase "How to Cheat" trademarked.  Geez.

Posted by KERRY LUCASSE - Your Intown Atlanta Real Estate Consultant (Nest Atlanta Real Estate Group - Ian Marshall Realty) over 1 year ago

I was intrigued, and had a feeling that the book wouldn't match the hype (My Mother always said "Never judge a book by its cover."). 

So, I Googled the book.  There is a chunk of the book ecxerpted, and it isn't really the evil text one might assume from reading here. 

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It is part of a series of books, and isn't as much about 'cheating' the way you mean it as it is about using the tips and tricks that people in the industry use to streamline their work...

Posted by Lane Bailey - REALTOR & Car Guy (Diamond Dwellings Realty) over 1 year ago

When I bought rental houses, I had a time negotiating prices with the sellers because they would be so proud of all the updates they had done themselves and they pointed out everyone of them.  The problem was that before I could rent, I had to bring in pros to be sure all updates met code and they rarely did.  I deducted what my employees told me from the home price and that was my offer.  I always explained (if they gave me the chance) my liability if I left that raw light bulb hanging from the ceiling or the overloaded electrical panel.  Some took my offer; others showed me the door.  Even on my least expensive rentals, I made sure all work was done by licensed professional...no cheating.

Posted by Linda Hinson (S & L Properties) over 1 year ago

Lane #37 - Good catch.  I'm sure he's thinking he may have another "For Dummies" name.

Tom

Posted by Tom Branch | Broker, CDPE, SFR, ACRE | Plano TX Ambassador | 214-227-6626 (RE/MAX Dallas Suburbs) over 1 year ago

Lane,

Okay, I went in, although my point in writing the post had to do with the title inspiring people in the wrong direction, regardless of content

Content synopsis: The guys "sneaky" and cheating tools include nose oil, that you get from your nostrils, duct tape (which he indicates is a wonderful product) and bungee cords. He also talks about how home owners are quite well protected by building codes, wishful thinking.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 1 year ago

Hi Steven,

This would be funny, if it wasn't a serious effort by some moron trying to make a quick buck.

Happy Selling.

Posted by Peter & Linda Pfann (250) 213-9490 Pfanntastic Victoria Homes Since 1986 (Cornerstone Properties Ltd. www.pfanntastic.com ) over 1 year ago

Hi Steven -- I'm sure they were going for a catchy title, but it reminded me of an illegal tax cheat or someone trying to bilk someone of something.

Posted by Chris Olsen Broker Owner Cleveland Ohio Real Estate (Olsen Ziegler Realty) over 1 year ago

I think the owners of the 'flip' house I previewed today used this book exclusively.  I too scared to even turn on the kitchen faucet.  

Posted by Rob Albertson (Austin Fine Properties) over 1 year ago

I can see how you would be concerned with the title.  It certainly doesn't sound promising.

Posted by Christine Donovan Costa Mesa CA Homes Broker/Attorney 800-610-7253 DRE01267479 (Donovan Blatt Team - Donovan Group Realty) over 1 year ago

From a funny persepective, it's kind of ironic. From an agent/professional perspective, it is downright scary to HELP people to do these kinds of things. h

Posted by Carol Zingone, Beaches Expert, Northeast FL (Prudential Network Realty) over 1 year ago

Oh yeah...we Rainers would NEVER use a "sneaky" title to get others to read our posts. Of course the goal is to get the slothful impulse buyer at the checkout counter to pick it up and buy it. Once they find out he actually recommends using a professional for hard stuff a true "cheater" will never again pick up this book! Anything for a dime... ;-)

Posted by SarahGray Lamm~REALTOR~ 60K Hours of NC Real Estate Experience~ (Allen Tate Realtors Chapel Hill, NC 919-819-8199 ) over 1 year ago

Hopefully the Readers won't be too lazy to put their Attorney on Speed-Dial.

Posted by Fred Griffin Real Estate LLC over 1 year ago

I know when it comes to marketing and selling property, a "cheap fix" is always easy to spot.  Buyer's invariably say, "If they can't make a decent repair on this basic item, what else are we going to find that's done half way (or wrong)?"  So whether 'cheating' or simply being 'cheap' both cost you in the long run.

Posted by Catherine Condon - Pepperell MA Homes - Middlesex County - Hillsborough County (Short Sales - Integrity Residential Brokerage) over 1 year ago

It turns out that that's Bredenberg's schtick. Just like the "__________ for Idiots" and "____________ for Dummies," he has a whole series of books on "How to Cheat at ____________" on such topics as cleaning, gardening and yard work, and organizing.

Further, it appears that his first books were just straightforward ones, then "sexed up" with "How to Cheat at _____________" For instance (according to Amazon) "2001 Amazing Cleaning Secrets" was published in 2004. "How to Cheat at Cleaning" was published in 2007. So, it's a marketing ploy. And they actually are rated pretty well by readers. Further, he's a professional writer who's done books for Reader's Digest and Rodale Press.

Now, I agree that "How to Cheat at _____________" is a real-turn-off for me. Still, it's just an attention-grabber.

Just think back a few years. Wonder how the market was for books and advice that could have been better titled "How to Cheat at Getting a Mortgage." Bredenberg did not write that book. But plenty of other folks did. And we're the ones paying the price.

Posted by Donald Tepper (Long and Foster) over 1 year ago

I have to agree with you, Steven. The trademarked title is a turn-off... and a bit offensive.

 

Posted by Bill Burchard, Broker, REALTOR: Murrieta Homes For Sale, California Real Estate (3B Realty) over 1 year ago

ouch

nasty little title

reminds me of "The Secret"

the secret is they left the secret out of "The Secret"

i.e.  hard work

i hope none of my sellers have this book on their shelf

Posted by Vince McEveety (Keller Williams Realty) over 1 year ago

I guess provocative titles sell books. We've become so desensitized to idiots and dummies they have to keep pushing the envelope. 

Posted by J. Philip Faranda (J. Philip R.E. LLC) Westchester County NY over 1 year ago

Unfortunately for some sellers, the use of self help books in making repairs ends up costing them more in the long run when the buyer's inspector finds that the work they did has become a safety issue. They could have to hire a professional to redo the job, reduce the price so the buyer can repair it, or lost the sale all together.

Posted by Kalene Bagwell (Realty Executives Of Kansas City) over 1 year ago

With that title, I bet he sells quite a few books

Ty

Posted by Envelope Real Estate Brokerage Inc over 1 year ago

'Time Slashing' in the title of that book Steve brings to my mind of the home falling down or being burnt to a crisp in it. Not good!

Posted by Cynthia Bartch ~ Redesigned Spaces ~ all round nice gal... (Home Stager/Property Stylist & more! Granville, Ohio) over 1 year ago

Let's be realistic. The author/book seller knows his audience is NOT the professional, but the lazy amateur, so he hits his target audience.

Look at the company that selles the "How To .... for Idiots. Rich beyond his wildest dreams!

Posted by Jon Quist, ABR, CRS, ePRO, GRI 800-557-9798 (LONG REALTY) over 1 year ago

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