Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, WA Home Inspector (King of the House)

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Bellingham Home Inspector (King of the House) -- Can You Identify This Photo?

I am posting this photo to see if you can figure out what it is. After you look at it, it tells you below what you are looking at. Or, maybe you figured it out.

That is the fan up under a range hood. It was just as icky as it looks in that photo. I took the photo, thank goodness, without touching the fan or taking out any filter that would separate it from the grease. No shortage of grease there! If you are wondering, yes, the fan did run. When you see something like that, you kind of wonder about the housekeeping in general.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

        

        

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Whew!  I can smell it thru my computer!  I bought a house with white walls that looked like your range hood there because of smokers!  Kids lived there too!

Posted by Competitive Insurance of Dundee over 3 years ago

Wow.  Thats pretty gross. I am sure you see interesting stuff in your home inspections.

Posted by Chuck Carstensen (RE/MAX Results) over 3 years ago

Actually I was wondering do they fry their food every day and night??

Posted by Greensboro, NC Real Estate Larry Story's Blog of the Triad! (Total Care Realty) over 3 years ago

Wow, Thank you for this great image it will stay with me for the day, at least.....

Posted by Sonja Babic/PRIME Realty & Development, LLC over 3 years ago

Steven, what do you suppose you would have to cook or for how long to leave a deposit like that - and can you imagine if it caught fire?

Posted by Steve Hoffacker - Sales Trainer, Author, Blogger, Photographer, Sales Strategies (Hoffacker Associates LLC) over 3 years ago

Steve, everyone needs a handy supply of soup starter:)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) over 3 years ago

Thanks for all the comments, all of you. I cannot even begin to answer any questions you might have as it was not my kitchen. Perhaps it was a self-greasing fan....never needs lubed.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Wow I would never have guessed what it was if you hadn't told me.

Posted by John Walters (Licensed in Slidell, Louisiana) (Frank Rubi Real Estate) over 3 years ago

Steve, I think most homeowners would be surprised what the range hood looks like up behind the grease filters:)

Posted by Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com) over 3 years ago

just one word to describe that     GROSS

Posted by Crystal Ledbetter (Texas Home Group) over 3 years ago

So did they eat out alot or what?!  I bet the floor was sticky, too.

Posted by Falmouth MA Cape Cod Heath Coker (http://www.CapeGroup.com & http://www.REindex.com) over 3 years ago

Steve, you're a great home inspector to catch something like that.

Posted by Jim Lee, Seacoast Realtor Portsmouth, NH, Jewel of the NH Seacoast (RE/MAX Coast to Coast) over 3 years ago

I saw one similar to that once.  All the venting looked fine, except that the owner had a new metal roof installed a few years prior.  When they installed it they just decided to cover up the kitchen exhaust vent.  Everytime the vent ran, it discharged between the metal roof and the decking material.  Great.

Posted by J. Brandon Roberts (Reveal Property Inspections) over 3 years ago

I just got a really good laugh out of that. First thought I had was wondering if that should be included on your mls photos :)

Posted by Andrei Seeuwen (EXIT Realty Associates) over 3 years ago

That is indeed pretty nasty.  However, it's not something that most people ever look at, so I don't know that I would question their overall housekeeping unless the rest of the house was similarly gross.  It is definitely clear that they have done a LOT of fry cooking.  Looks like something from a restaurant that wouldn't pass inspection from the health department.  Yucko!

Posted by Jason Crouch, Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653) (Austin Texas Homes, LLC) over 3 years ago

Im thinking that they are hording oil as it approaches $5/gallon the will sell!

Posted by Robert Rauf (REMN - Real Estate Mortgage Network (NJ)) over 3 years ago

Wow, that is pretty gross.  I must say, from some pics I have seen of others homes, and one I actually witness first hand, these things still gross me out, but don't surprise me anymore.

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Posted by Ronald Gillis, CNSA Southwest Florida Notaries, Port Charlotte, 941-7-NOTARY (Southwest Florida Notaries (Mortgage Notary Signing Agent)) over 3 years ago

Were they running a chinese restaurant out of their home?  I haven't seen grease like that since I did restaurant inspections.

Posted by Ray Nelson (Exit Real Estate Professionals) over 3 years ago

Hello Steve,

 

I'll bet they will never have a bearing go out on that fan HA HA AH

Posted by Shawn Martin (Crosby Inspections) over 3 years ago

The stove vent hood fan was so greasy
It made the inspector feel queasy.
The photo he took
Was one for the book,
But clean-up would never be easy.

Jim Gilbert, Heart of Austin Homes

Posted by Jim Gilbert (Sky Realty) over 3 years ago

Eeewwww, That looks nasty. Couldn't you just take a lighter to it and burn it off. LOL

Sean Allen

Posted by International Financing Solutions over 3 years ago

Ah, great picture and good for a healthy laugh.  How many years (and fried meals) did it take to accumulate to this level, I wonder.  Ah, the things we get to witness in the real estate gig....

Posted by Greg Steffens (Mountain Country Realty) over 3 years ago

You could get a couple of gallons of bio-diesel out of there...  And that stuff has value. 

Posted by Lane Bailey - REALTOR & Car Guy (Diamond Dwellings Realty) over 3 years ago

Soap starter ?  Look to me like a fire starter !    Yikes !

Posted by Bill Gillhespy Fort Myers Beach Realtor Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos (16 Sunview Blvd) over 3 years ago

I would have never guessed!  I agree with Bill, that could have caused a bad grease fire.

Posted by Lorinda Ward Serving, Hampton Roads Virginia. Norfolk, Chesapeake, Va Beach (Allison James Estates & Homes) over 3 years ago

Wow - you can only imagine that this would be a great place for roaches to hang out!

Posted by David Thomas, Phoenix,Chandler,Mesa,Gilbert,AZ (West USA Realty, Scottsdale, Arizona) over 3 years ago

OMG that is one scary peice of metal! I'm hoping they have good home insurance phew!  I think I am going to be telling my clients to do more than clean their filters when they buy a home with one of these old things in them!

Posted by Carole Cohen Realtor®, ePRO (Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office) over 3 years ago

That fan is definitely gross!!  I'm sure that this was not the only thing you found in the house that was in some serious need of cleaning!

Posted by Jim & Maria Hart ~ Charleston, SC Real Estate (Brand Name Real Estate) over 3 years ago

Nasty, nasty, nasty!  Can you even begin to imagine what their arteries look like?  Forget the house!

Posted by Anonymous over 3 years ago

Never go into a restaurant kitchen, you will see lots of this. . . .

(hope this is only my experience)

Anne

Posted by South Beaches Real Estate Professionals over 3 years ago

Yuk, I was afraid to guess! I just know it looks awful and I am going to check mine.....thanks.

Posted by Akron Ohio Homes for Sale David M. Childress (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) over 3 years ago

Nasty!  I know the owner would be horrified and just think many of us are living with this.  Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Nancy Siau, Realtor® Selling Coastal SC (Vintage Estates Realty an exclusive affiliate of Christie's ) over 3 years ago

Wow, I never would have guessed!

Posted by Amy Dawson, Vancouver, WA Realtor over 3 years ago

Hi All,

In answer to some of the questions, the housekeeping in other areas could be improved on. Also, if a person was to change the filter once in a while, and there was not one on this one, he or she would probably see what was going on there. I think most of you probably don't have nearly as gnarly a bunch of range hoods as you suspect.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Hey, I guessed it - do I win a prize? Wonder what the rest of the house looked like???

Posted by Lisa Friedman Central New Jersey Real Estate (Alliance Realtors) over 3 years ago

Lisa,

 

I know, but I ain't telling. Actually I probably have some blogging material there.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!  I don't think I'll say thanks for sharing

Posted by Earleene Woods, ASP, CRS, GRI (Keller Williams Experience Realty) over 3 years ago

Steven

Since you were doing an inspection would I be correct in assuming this home actually sold? Was it bank owned? Are the buyers planning on living there?

Posted by Terry Lynch (LAR Notary and Closing Services) over 3 years ago

Terry,

Buyer had an offer on it. I suspect it might not go any farther. Privately owned. Are you thinking you want to put in an offer yourself, based on liking the look of the range hood fan.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Steven- That is pretty bad, but amazingly I have seen worse range fans, just curious did that house have grease splatter all over the CEILING as well? LOL

Posted by Chris Horton (Horton's Lawn Care L.L.C.) over 3 years ago

No grease was pretty much confined to the range hood and the stovetop.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Well, that takes the spot as most disgusting photo of the day.  ha  Wow, that's pretty filthy!

Posted by Fairbanks Alaska Real Estate Specialists Jesse & Kathy Clifton 907-328-9328 (Jesse Clifton & Associates, REALTORS®) over 3 years ago

I would describe it as self-lubricating.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Steven,

I thought it was electrical...  Thought it was some old knob and tube in some old house in Broadway Park or something like that...

All the Best,

Glenn Sanford

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Founder / CEO

BuyerTours Realty LLC

Posted by Glenn Sanford (eXp Realty & Working The Magic, LLC) over 3 years ago

Glen,

Being a motor, I guess you were right anyway. It runs of power.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Steven, Absolutely disgusting!!  Makes you wonder about the rest of the house.

Thanks for sharing (I think)  :o)

Posted by YVETTE SMITH REALTOR IN WILLIAMSBURG VA WILLIAMSBURG VIRGINIA HOMES FOR SALE (LONG & FOSTER) over 3 years ago

Yuck, what a disgusting thing to find, especially in the kitchen.

Posted by Christine Donovan Costa Mesa CA Homes Broker/Attorney 800-610-7253 DRE01267479 (Donovan Blatt Team - Donovan Group Realty) over 3 years ago

I had no clue this would be featured. I guess it goes to show that people like this kind of thing kind of like how they like horror movies.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Gross! I can just imagine that stuff getting all steaming and dripping into your cook pot.......eck! I'll now be looking into the vent fan on every listing!

North Idaho Realtor

Posted by Pam Jank - Your NORTH Idaho Real Estate Pro (Coldwell Banker Schneidmiller Realty) over 3 years ago

Ewwww...apparently we can conclude that grease does not conduct electricity well or the house would have been ashes a long time ago. Martha Stewart I am not...but yicks...or should I say yucks ?!

Posted by Sally & David Hanson WI Realtors Luxury\Short Sale\CDPE\ABR\e-Pro\REDS (Keller Williams 414-525-0563) over 3 years ago

(I guessed it right without even reading!) 

The previous Sellers should have their cholestrol checked!!!  Or was this an estate sale the Seller died of heart disease??? 

Great blog...

 

Posted by Ruthman Real Estate (Accessibility & The Power to Advise) over 3 years ago

Honestly, Steve - You couldn't have added a disclaimer "For those of you about to take a bite of food."  Wow, that is just funktified beyond belief!

Posted by Leesa L. Finley -Wake Forest NC REALTOR® Wake Forest NC & Raleigh NC Real Estate (Circa Properties - Your Wake Forest NC Homes Specialist) over 3 years ago

Sometimes I feel for inspectors and the "nasty" stuff they see in  houses.  Great way to educate the agents too!

Posted by Tracy Santrock-Cary NC Realtor (Fonville Morisey/Santrock Realty Group, Inc. ) over 3 years ago

That's pretty gross. But I suspect that most people have greasy / dirty range hoods -- especially if they are too tall to easily look under them.

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Posted by Elizabeth Weintraub, Sacramento Short Sale Agent, Land Park, #00697006 Lyon RE (Lyon Real Estate #00697006) over 3 years ago

Rangehoods can be greasy, but that was worse than others I have seen. For one thing, they used it all the time without the filter so everything was sucked up into the fan. That washable filter is there for a reason.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

At least you know they use the stove.  That is bad.  Did you give any recommendations of how to take care of it, outside of gut it and put a new one in?

Posted by Lakewood Lending Group, LLC (NMLS#132141) over 3 years ago

Argh.... what a mess. Imagine the rest of the house was squeaky clean also (not) !  That had to be a fire hazard.

Posted by Benjamin Realty LLC over 3 years ago

Steve, you must have lived right to have that ugly-pictured blog featured!!  Guess they wanted to "share the gross".  Congratulations.

Posted by Barbara S. Duncan, CRS, GRI, e-PRO Searcy AR (RE/MAX Advantage) over 3 years ago

Nice! I've seen some bad ones but that just looks like a Gross Hazard..

Posted by Las Vegas Real Estate - Summerlin Homes Paul Francis - (702) 592.3058 (Prudential Americana Group - REALTORS) over 3 years ago

Barbara,

I was justly rewarded. Never before have I put such effort into a blog. Shame on you.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Ha!  Not one finger nail of your talent went into this blog.  You are just one of the golden children.

Posted by Barbara S. Duncan, CRS, GRI, e-PRO Searcy AR (RE/MAX Advantage) over 3 years ago

okay you guys might be friends (you and Barbara) so this all may be tongue in cheek.  If so cool.  But I do have to say, when I saw your post, I was excited that someone other than a real estate agent was handing out really good information to all of us.

 

My two cents and yes I have  sense of humor too lol

Posted by Carole Cohen Realtor®, ePRO (Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office) over 3 years ago

Wow, that just whets your appetite doesn't it?  It makes me wonder about their housekeeping and their maintenance.  I wouldn't have something so dirty in my house.

Posted by Chris Tesch College Station, Texas Real Estate (RE/MAX Bryan College Station) over 3 years ago

Carole,

Not to worry, Barbara is joking. Now, had that been my nemesis Charlie B, then my feelings would have been seriously bruised. Barbara, no problem from her.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Barbara,

Regarding the golden chicken you were talking about.

Chicken-In-the-Morning

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

Utterly disgusting---I think the place should be condemned?  Yuck!

Posted by Diane Bell, Hilton Head Real Estate, Bluffton (Charter 1 Real Estate, Hilton Head, Bluffton, SC) over 3 years ago

Steven, that is absolutely ridiculous! I would definitely be wary if I were purchasing a home with that much grease....and help my buyer notice. It would make me wonder how the sellers took care of other things in the home. ;-)

Pepper

Posted by Teri Ellis at Homes Arizona Real Estate LLC over 3 years ago

I see your point lady in red.

Posted by Steven L. Smith, Bellingham, Wa. Home Inspector (King of the House Home Inspection, Inc) over 3 years ago

That is disgusting. It would make me wary about the rest of the house.

Posted by Josh Beckman (Millennium 3 Real Estate) over 3 years ago

Down right nasty.  I'll bet we could all have a post similar to this one from some of the home we've been through (or worse, listed).  Mike

Posted by Mike Miller (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services, Inc.) over 3 years ago

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