Everybody knows that there is big money in being a model or a mascot. Heck, Ronald McDonald and the Red Robin are famous. Me, I am still trying to find my sea legs in this arena -- but working hard to make it all fall into place. My home inspection assistant Nutsy makes big money in his spare time modeling squirrel attire and paraphernalia.
This season, I have been working part-time as a pumpkin -- very part-time in fact. I thought that you might like to see my latest publicity shot out at Stoney Ridge Farm. I am hoping that Nutsy will soon be back from his deployment with the French Foreign Legion at that trouble spot in Algiers because, honestly, I may not be cut out for this line of work, even part-time.
I figure that I need to get out of this career before someone decides to make a pumpkin pie.
Steven L. Smith
Bellingham WA Home Inspections
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